M.I.A.'s new venture: Fashioning tinfoil hats for 5G protection
The movement of people who wear tinfoil hats is steadily growing in strength. Many indications suggest that a British rapper, who hails from Sri Lanka, has joined them. M.I.A. has created her own company, Ohmni, which specializes in clothing that protects against all the world's evils, especially radiation and 5G.
24 June 2024 12:04
Modern technology is developing at an astonishing pace. Every day, new solutions aim to revolutionize how we communicate or transmit data: artificial intelligence, 5G networks, and autonomous robots. Older generations doubt whether the world is heading in the right direction. Accompanying them are the tinfoil hat wearers who fight against everything modern and progressive. It turns out that the British rapper M.I.A. is also among the opponents of 5G. The artist decided to create a company that produces clothing that protects among other things, against wifi, data tracking, and 5G. Their prices are staggering.
Boxer shorts in the fight against radiation
The Ohmni brand's clothing line includes bags, jeans, hats, pants, hoods, capes, hoodies, jackets, T-shirts, dresses, fanny packs, tracksuit bottoms, bum bags, leggings, caps, and even boxer shorts. All the clothes are designed to protect against radiation, 5G, 4G, Wi-Fi, data tracking, Bluetooth, RFID, EMF, cell towers, and satellites. The clothes are made from silver, which resembles aluminum foil and includes copper and nickel.
How much does a tinfoil hat wearer's armour cost? A dress and a jacket cost $400. The slightly cheaper silver premium T-shirt is only $300. Tinfoil hat wearer's tracksuits cost $250. A thermal top from M.I.A. costs $240. Pants, ponchos, hoodies, bags, jeans, leggings, less premium t-shirts, and long-sleeve tops cost $200. The pseudo-foil pants, the tinfoil hat wearer's hat, the 5G protective hood, the cap, and the bum bag cost $100. The cheapest items are some models of t-shirts, document pouches, and boxer shorts - only $50.
To protect yourself from radiation from head to toe, you need to spend at least $750. However, the feet remain unprotected—the Ohmni store does not offer socks or shoes.
Ohmni has an important mission
The Ohmni brand's website describes their approach to the world. The creators wrote: "In the age of smart cities, digital cryptocurrencies, artificial intelligence, NeuraLink, hackable humans, zero privacy, deep mind, internal data collection on the body, unlimited surveillance tracking, mind data mining, social media overload, augmented reality, social credit systems, virtual dystopian mind fields, we present the revolutionary future of fashion. OHMNI is your last frontier in maintaining privacy, autonomy, and bodily and data rights. This is not an artistic fashion adventure. This is a necessity. The armor of the modern knight in the age of technological warfare."
The owners of Ohmni add: "You might think that a war zone is far from you, but in 2024, even your home is a digital battlefield. OHMNI is designed to be protective, preventive, and valuable. Future backward is R U TUF. If conspiracy theorists are wrong, good for you, you possess beautiful clothes made of pure silver and precious metals. But if they are right, you might have just saved the future of humanity. Welcome to OHMNI. I could be a genius, I could be a fraud."
